Approaching Attractive Women, Plus Great Cocky & Funny Examples For All Situations
This Article: Tips to approach women, Cocky & Funny examples, Becoming attractive to women
***SUCCESS STORY***
Dear David, I just got in from the Chicago seminar. In Chicago, after returning the rental car and getting to the gate, I had about 1 1/2 to 2 hours to kill at O'Hare. I was hungry, so I went to Chili's there.
As I was escorted to my stool at a counter, I noticed immediately in front of me, over a little divider and sitting at a table, a very pretty young lady in a bright red MISSOURI pullover sweatshirt and jeans. I could tell she was fit, despite the shirt. I wouldn't really call her hot, but she was very well kept even in casual clothes and had an extremely pretty natural face, huge chestnut eyes and very gorgeous straight brown hair, pulled back with few highlights. The little make-up she used made her look very sexy.
Ordinarily, I wouldn't have wasted the risk of rejection to approach someone like this in an airport 600 miles from home. But after going into town with the guys Saturday night and hearing what you had to say all weekend, I realized it was an opportunity to practice my game. I also realized that even if it was a total bust, it would still be more interesting than reading my magazines.
Background - I am a pretty good looking 42 year old bald guy who is 50 pounds overweight.(?) This girl is in her early to mid twenties.
I lean forward so she can hear and tell her, "I usually don't sit with older women, but I want to join you". She doesn't even flinch and replies "Go for it." I get over there and her waiter jokes "that will cost you $5 to move" and I tell him to get it from her. She lights up and says, "This is a lot better than eating alone. So what do you do?" I thought "To that one already?" I told her I was a pretender, like on TV, and had been a spine surgeon, concert pianist, diamond dealer and painter, among other things. When she asked if I painted houses or buildings, I told her forgeries, Van Gogh's. (Actually I am an orthopedic surgeon - but don't tell her).
I also told her that I was one of those guys who goes around and seduces rich women out of their money. Surprisingly, she gets it.
For as young as she is (23 - the only thing I asked her about herself the whole evening) she doesn't even flinch. She just keeps playing in my game. She is a very classy girl, from a wealthy family, well traveled, college grad, executive job for Fortune 500 company, drives a Porsche, 5'8" about 120 lb. - not your average "girl". And she is really sweet, intelligent, and genuine.
Not only that, she often vacations at the beach, 2 hours from my apartment in the Carolinas, even though she lives in Chicago.
She is a little preppy looking, without visible tattoos or piercings (except ears), So I ask her what it means if a girl has a pierced tongue.
She says she doesn't know, but that some of her guy friends tell her "It's really good". So I put on this real blank expression and say "What's really good?" and keep acting like I have no clue what she's talking about unless she tells me. She deflects it well by telling me that from experience she knows that guys with tongue rings really have rocked her world, but wouldn't want a guy over 21 to have one, because, to her that would mean he was gay.
The whole time was like that. When she said she hated when guys have ulterior motives, I told her that was good, because while I had the same motives, they were out in the open. Then she said, I hate the whole thing with guys and dating, what she really wanted was something like (the light goes on) "This . . . with you" Then she tells me I have pretty eyes. I respond "Why are you telling me you have pretty eyes - I can see that".
We talked a lot about male-female stuff, the time [famous sports star] tried to solicit her at a gas station (not recognizing that she was his babysitter 2 years earlier), the billionaire [identifying clue deleted] who she went to school with that she turned down for marriage, because she wasn't attracted to him. Near the end, I asked if she had a trust fund. She said she did, but that it wasn't very big. I told her the conversation was over.
When it was getting close to boarding time, I pulled a business card out of my wallet, turned it over and wrote my personal numbers. I told her to call me when she was my way or at the beach and we could "hang out". She said she would. Then she handed me her business card. I glanced at it to learn her first name and make a little joke about her last name.
Then I looked at the back and slid it across the table as if it was unacceptable. She gets her pen saying "Yeah, I wanted to put my cell number on it", and does. I get up and leave and tell her to have a nice trip and just make it onto the plane before it takes off. (She had already agreed to buy me another Heiny, as payment to keep me there, when I realized I had to go.)
I have no clue what will happen, don't care too much either. I had the best two hours I've ever had waiting at an airport in my life. She'll probably call about 5AM when she gets home. I think I'll let her leave a message . . .
David D:
I only have ONE comment for this one...
If you're reading this right now, and you weren't at the Chicago seminar just over a week ago, then you are probably already so bummed out from this letter that I don't need to say anything else.
Come to the next one.
It was UNREAL.
Thanks for the email. Nice work!
***SUCCESS STORY***
Hey Dave,
I just had to tell you how great your stuff is. I got your first email (ten things most guys do) and before I finished reading the list went to the site and ordered the book. I figured what can I lose, I don't have success now and I spent more then $40 on my last date and they offer a 100% money back guarantee.
I read it as soon as I downloaded it then read it again the next day, of course went and bought comedy writing secrets the 3rd day and read that the same afternoon. I have to tell you I was clueless before I read your book.
I would naturally get a few women attracted to me when I wasn't trying because I didn't have interest in them and would bust on them for my own amusement. Of course when ever I got a date I would turn into major WUSS boy and due all the things I shouldn't. I now understand and it all makes perfect sense.
The best part about your system is that it's not trying to manipulate women it's teaching you how to make yourself more attractive to them. I still have a lot to learn but it's only been a week since I ordered the book so I'm well on my way. WUSS boy no more. On to the success, remember it's just the first week so it's still minor success right now.
I'm naturally introverted so coming up with spur of the moment funny is somewhat of a problem (I'm working on it everyday). With that said I decided to get some practice with online personals. I had already posted a profile before so I went back made some modifications and started sending emails.
I did ok with my own cocky/funny responses but it was taking a little to much time to write the emails... I started taking some of your examples and modifying them to my own needs. So far I'm at about a 90% response rate, and I'm only sending emails to the best looking girls on there who have obviously gotten a lot of emails. One of the responses I just got today (she looks like about a 9.5 from her pics) was:
"Hey...as far as I know I am fairly normal....I think!!! I'm kinda in a hurry so I can't really write much right now...sorry but I will definitely get back to you Mr. Cuteness! (God this stuff is great, I'm gonna have some fun with this one!)"
Also one of the dates I went on only a day or two after reading your stuff went great. I had her laughing the entire time and even had her telling me about her sex toys. (Most women I know like to talk about sex just as much as guys so if you can bring it up in a cocky/funny way you can have some great conversation.)
Anyway, on to the end. I new I wasn't really interested in her so I cut it short and didn't take things to the next step, but it was great practice and I got an email the next day saying how much she enjoyed herself and that I am naturally charismatic and that if I didn't vibe her the same way she still wants to hang out.
Oh I don't want to forget, I used the you want me thing and had her blushing. Needless to say I'm about to start having a lot of fun. Thanks for giving me that great big He-Bitch-Slap and smacking the wuss out of me. Forever Grateful (I know wussie closing),
D at the UofA
P.S. For those of you who haven't done it: READ THE BOOK!!!
David D:
You're welcome for the He-Bitch-Man-Slap. We all need one at some point in life. Glad I could help.
I appreciate your comment about my materials not being about manipulating women... but instead being about becoming ATTRACTIVE to women. Most men don't get this distinction, but once you DO get it, an entirely different world opens up... and all kinds of things become available that weren't before.
Another side note: I was just like you when I got started. The Cocky & Funny comments didn't come quickly and naturally to me. I practiced a lot online, chatted with a lot of women, etc. to polish up my skills. It didn't help that I had to also FIGURE OUT what Cocky & Funny even WAS to begin with... but I feel where you're coming from.
Stay with it. You're on the right track.
***QUESTION***
David,
Your material is awesome! It has completely changed my dating and it's results! I lost a really hot girlfriend late last year, and it wasn't until I started reading your newsletters that I finally understood what went wrong. I wussed out, completely. "I just need some room to find myself. It's not you, it's me." Man you were literally quoting my gf!
But now I get it. In the last few months I have been able to get phone numbers every time I go out, if I want to. I get chicks to buy ME drinks now, and had one girl force her number on me! Gotta love that. Even some of the girls with boyfriends I hang out with every now and then are saying I'm cocky, and pull the o'l hit me on the shoulder and give me the "I can't believe you just said that" look, with a big smile of course. Man everything you have said makes perfect sense, and really works! I got my first date from an online dating service by replying to this chick with a very cocky and slightly funny statement that I mostly intended to drive her away. She wrote back saying I was way too cocky, but you know what? She went out with me! MUAHAHAHAAA.
I haven't found the right girl yet, but your techniques have helped me weed out more wrong ones in the last few months than in the last few years before! And I can't describe how cool it feels to have a stack of numbers that I will never call, but know I could if I wanted too.
I'm about to get your e-book, so I'll keep you updated on how well
that works.
One question though, what's your deal with tea?
Thanks,
CL - Dallas, TX
David D:
lol.... what's my deal with tea?
It's classy, cheap, and quick. And you can escape if she winds up being crazy. Try it, you'll like it. Iced tea is acceptable as well, by the way... lol.
Now, you said a lot of great stuff in your email. You're not the only guy who's heard those painful words "I need to find myself" and "It's not you, it's me". Yea, right.
Well, now that you understand ATTRACTION better, you'll definitely be preventing that in the future. I enjoyed your story about the online personal date... and how she said that you were too cocky, then WENT OUT WITH YOU.
Now you're getting it...
And I like the way you think... you haven't found the right girl YET, but by beginning to understand ATTRACTION you've been able to weed out the ones who aren't right for you FASTER. When you read my book, make sure and pay close attention to the bonus report that comes with it called "The 8 Personality Types Of Men Who Are Naturally Attractive To Women". That guide will help you understand how to keep the girl you want... when you do find her.
Thanks for the email.
***SUCCESS STORY***
Davo,
A nod to the 33rd degree Mason of Women! I wasn't sure I'd be convinced, but you have done it. Kudos, my man!
I'm 30 and I always felt that I was GOOD with women, and many of my mates have come to me for advice, but I really wanted to be (and KNEW) that I was capable of so much more. I bought the book, read it front to back, TWICE in one weekend, and went out ASAP to practice. Long story short, it works.
I've always been C+F, but when confronted by a stunner (a 9 or a 10) I often felt as though the Force had left me. Not so any more. I got emails left and right, had a few dates, but usually by date 3 I had shelved the C+F. Needless to say, there was no date 4. And then I met this AMAZING hottie, a beautiful 20 year old with a body that EVERY guy dreams of touching (believe it!).
* *We were walking down the street coming back home from the beach (only 3 blocks) and 4 different times along the way, guys were literally turning their heads to look at her, and 1 guy actually looked at her, then looked at me, back at her again and said "DAMN!" and gave me a nod.
AWESOME! :D
I felt like the man! Then, on the next block, two dudes were whistling and yelling down from their balcony at her "Yo baby, you're hot!" and so I broke out the C+F and yelled back "Thanks dude, but I'm taken!" She busted a gut! It was too funny! Your techniques really are worth more than gold.
It made such an impression on her that out of the blue she began laughing a few days later and when I asked her what was so funny, she said "I was just thinking about what you said to those guys on the balcony. That was SO FUNNY!"
Constant C+F= constant sex and admiration from her. It's the most basic math. We've only been together for 2 months, but she's already told me how she has never felt so much for someone in so short a period of time, and that it really surprises her how quickly she became hooked on me.
You are the man! I'm now considering selling some of my stuff to buy your DVDs...
Peace from Down Under,
JB in Australia.
David D:
Nice!
I LOVE to get letters like yours. Love it. You mentioned one of the ULTIMATE ways to handle it when other guys "compete" with you for the girl you're with...
HAVE FUN.
The thing that really screws things up for most guys when this happens is letting it take them off balance... and screw up their composure. By laughing it off, or even making fun of the guys who are trying to make their move, you wind up coming off even MORE powerful.
Congratulations on finding a great girl. I'm proud of ya, man! By
the way, I'm thinking of doing a program in AU in a few months. Keep
your eyes open over the next few days, because I'm going to be
sending out an email about it.
Stay tuned!
***SUCCESS STORY***
Hey David,
This is O from Chicago sending you a quick reminder to check out "The Maltese Falcon" with Humphrey Bogart. This movie is just loaded with quick comebacks for women's tests. Awesome. Thanks so much for coming out to Chicago. Your seminar was just incredible! All of your guest speakers had a tremendous wealth of knowledge that I'm sure will be benefiting from for years to come. Oh yeah, you kicked ass too!
LOL!
Ok here is a success story for ya: My roommate and I went to a bar to visit a friend that worked there. When we found out she didn't work there any longer we decided to stick around for a couple of drinks (it was our first time there). Well, we just hated this place. The music sucked and the people there were just kids from a nearby college...The total frat mentality going on here.
Not my scene. So there's this cute Latin girl at the bar with her friend who was so-so. Anyway, I asked her if she actually came here often because this place sucks! She was just like "Oh my god, this place does not suck! My friend works here!".
Then I said "Yeah, well my friend USED TO work here and I don't blame her for quitting". We chatted for a bit and I made fun of her big ass and called her a J-Lo wanna-be (thanks Dave, for that one). Here is where it got really good: When my roommate and I decided it was time to get the hell out of there I asked her for her email.
When she said she didn't have one, I asked if she ever used electricity and BAM! I get a huge laugh! So I told her to give me her number and as she wrote it down I drilled her by asking if this is a number that she will actually answer. She writes 'MAYBE' under the number.
As soon as I saw that I was like "Uhm, you know what? You can have this back, I don't need it. It was nice meeting you, bye." My roommate and I leave. The story doesn't end there! Two weeks later, I get a call at work and it's her! The piece of paper that she wrote her phone number down was the back of my business card! NICE!
We've gone out a few times since then and things are going great! I don't even have to call her, she's calling me! Thank you, Dave!! You deserve every bit of success that comes your way!!
OS
Chicago
David D:
This is a great story.
You've described a mysterious process that happens once you begin to approach Jedi level with this material. There's something about walking away from a woman, not calling her, etc. that triggers some sort of mechanism that causes women to call at the most unlikely times.
My experience is that there's some kind of 2-4 week timer in a woman's head that goes off if she doesn't hear from you...
Again, I have no explanation for this particular bizarre pattern, but it has happened to me so many times that I can't believe it. Women who have guys calling them day and night will be walking through their house one evening and all of a sudden think "Where is that one guy? I have to call him... why isn't he calling me?".
Of course, as this begins to happen, you can take this as a strong signal that you're beginning to REALLY get it. Thanks for the email, and thanks for coming to my program in Chicago... and helping make it great.
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