Take "The Nice Guy Test" And Improve Your Success With Women
Write down your answers to each of the following 15 questions. At the end you'll be able to rate yourself on the "Nice Guy Scale" of dating and relationships.
1. How do you typically look when you meet your date?
A. I wear my best clothes
B. I like to look good. I often bring flowers
C. I dress casually unless I want to impress the woman
D. I'm usually late and don't apologize for it, wear what I've had on all day, and rarely if ever bring anything but myself.
E. I am always armed.
2."Women are wonderful." Do you agree?
A. Yes, but I don't understand them.
B. Most always
C. Sometimes
D. They're special while we're having sex, but that's it.
E. Only when gagged and trussed up like a turkey.
3. When a woman cancels a date with you,
A. I have to actually get a date first.
B. I get a weak excuse that is barely believable
C. she says she is sorry and would like to make it another time
D. she fixes whatever is the problem because she'll never get a 2nd chance with me.
E. she moves out of town, changes her name, and gets plastic surgery
4. On my first date with a woman, I,
A. tell her about my family.
B. want to get to know all about her.
C. let her ask all the questions she wants and then I'll decide if I want to know her or not.
D. I just want to get laid.
E. she seems very worried and keeps watching my hands.
5. I think women are
A. like my mother
B. should be worshipped
C. sometimes worthwhile
D. good for sex
E. a necessary menace
6. I said something stupid to my date and she got very angry, I
A. cry and promise to do better
B. know I said something dumb and hope my apology works
C. think she should consider the mood I was in when i said it.
D. think she'll get over it but if she doesn't, there are more fish in the sea
E. can let the air out of her tires.
7. For Valentine's Day,
A. I get a card from Mom
B. I send cards to my girlfriend, but rarely receive one
C. I get a few cards but never send one
D. I get a lot of dumb cards but only send some if I think it will help me get laid.
E. I get no cards and all women are to blame.
8. I get dates
A. through Mom's friends.
B. by spending more money on them than anyone else would.
C. it's a matter of numbers. If I ask enough women I usually get a date.
D. without effort and often I receive invitations to go out.
E. often but not all of them last the whole evening.
9. When I am at a bar,
A. I don't go to bars
B. I am too shy to talk with women
C. I can get a phone number but wait too long to use it and by then she's forgotten me.
D. I easily pick up women for casual sex.
E. I usually drink until they throw me out.
10. When women end a relationship with me, it's usually because
A. I know I'm boring.
B. She finds someone new.
C. we argue and fuss most of the time
D. she caught me fooling around with someone else.
E. I threatened her life
11. When I decide to get married,
A. I want someone to take care of me.
B. I want to live like the Cleavers with lots of kids
C. I want a wife but maybe no kids
D. I'll never settle down.
E. I might be a wanted man.
12. Marriage
A. is for adults
B. is the way I want to spend my life
C. might be nice for a while
D. is not an option unless she's rich and beautiful and doesn't mind if I have other lovers
E. is impossible
13. If I ever got married I would
A. want Mom to like her
B. be faithful to my vows
C. be faithful, and if I couldn't be faithful I'd make sure she never found out or got hurt.
D. be faithful until I got a really good offer
E. make her wear a chastity belt.
14. I get laid
A. I've never been laid
B. at least once a year
C. once a month
D. every day and sometimes more
E. I think I get screwed more than I get laid.
15. Look at your charge card bills. Those related to women are
A. for my family.
B. for dinners, flowers, presents, plays and gifts.
C. for sports events, dinner, concerts, occasionally flowers
D. I never pay unless it's to buy beer.
E. for spy equipment.